Who am I?

I’m 30 but I haven’t started botox yet. I’m almost a natural blonde. I’m a first time mom to a four month old little boy shmush.

My husband and I live on New York City’s Upper West Side. We’ve decided that frozen peas are also organic, non GMO, and “kosher” for our baby. Sometimes we can’t tell which one of the three of us just burped.

I laugh at my own jokes and my role model is Beverly Goldberg.

Why am I starting a blog?

It’s 2019. Everyone and their mother has a blog. I’m a mother, therefore, I need a blog.

I’m trying to get rich and famous really quickly. I’ll settle for a few free pampers too. Whatever.